Bro, If You Keep Being a Simp, I’ll Go After Your Rival
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Why settle for being a decent man when you can be a shameless simp? Fine—if you want to throw yourself at your favorite celebrity, I’ll throw myself at your sworn enemy. Let’s see who can outdo the other.
After dying a miserable death in her previous life, Zhou Suisui is reborn just as her older brother is on his way to confess his love to a sweet, innocent-looking girl.
Without the slightest hint of panic, Suisui pulls a small box from her handbag, starts a video call with her brother, and asks innocently, “Big Brother, what’s this?”
The words “Long-Lasting Ultra-Thin” on the box fill the screen.
Her brother instantly explodes. “You’re only nineteen! Who gave you that thing?”
Suisui tilts her head. “Your good friend, Jiang Zongyan.”
Her brother turns to stone.
Good friend? They’re sworn enemies!
Suisui looks surprised. “Every time you two see each other, you glare so intensely. You must have a really close relationship, right?”
Her brother is speechless.
That wasn’t a glare of affection. He’d been trying to kill Jiang Zongyan with his eyes.
“I’m hanging up now. Brother Yan is waiting for me at the hotel. He said he’d teach me how to play an exciting game.”
The hotel? An exciting game?
Her brother is about to shatter. “Please, don’t go! I’m not confessing my feelings anymore!”
His confession is canceled, but the sweet, innocent girl is still waiting for him to apologize.
What she doesn’t know is that, from then on, the words her brother says to her most often are, “Next time. I’ll definitely come see you next time. I’ll definitely buy it for you next time.”
At last, Zhou Suisui cures her brother of his lovesickness. She plans to quietly bow out, only to discover that the man she relentlessly pursued has no intention of letting her go.
He pins her against him, his burning palm firmly gripping her waist. Biting her ear, he speaks in a harsh, arrogant voice:
“Baby, have you forgotten? When you were little, you cried and begged to marry me. Be good—call me husband. This billion is your pocket money.”
Hmph. What a bastard.
But he really does give her far too much.
“Husband… mmm…”
After dying a miserable death in her previous life, Zhou Suisui is reborn just as her older brother is on his way to confess his love to a sweet, innocent-looking girl.
Without the slightest hint of panic, Suisui pulls a small box from her handbag, starts a video call with her brother, and asks innocently, “Big Brother, what’s this?”
The words “Long-Lasting Ultra-Thin” on the box fill the screen.
Her brother instantly explodes. “You’re only nineteen! Who gave you that thing?”
Suisui tilts her head. “Your good friend, Jiang Zongyan.”
Her brother turns to stone.
Good friend? They’re sworn enemies!
Suisui looks surprised. “Every time you two see each other, you glare so intensely. You must have a really close relationship, right?”
Her brother is speechless.
That wasn’t a glare of affection. He’d been trying to kill Jiang Zongyan with his eyes.
“I’m hanging up now. Brother Yan is waiting for me at the hotel. He said he’d teach me how to play an exciting game.”
The hotel? An exciting game?
Her brother is about to shatter. “Please, don’t go! I’m not confessing my feelings anymore!”
His confession is canceled, but the sweet, innocent girl is still waiting for him to apologize.
What she doesn’t know is that, from then on, the words her brother says to her most often are, “Next time. I’ll definitely come see you next time. I’ll definitely buy it for you next time.”
At last, Zhou Suisui cures her brother of his lovesickness. She plans to quietly bow out, only to discover that the man she relentlessly pursued has no intention of letting her go.
He pins her against him, his burning palm firmly gripping her waist. Biting her ear, he speaks in a harsh, arrogant voice:
“Baby, have you forgotten? When you were little, you cried and begged to marry me. Be good—call me husband. This billion is your pocket money.”
Hmph. What a bastard.
But he really does give her far too much.
“Husband… mmm…”
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