"According to the script, the male lead will stab you next, take out your golden core, and give it to his white moonlight."
"Really? I don’t buy it. If I stab faster, his sword won’t catch up to me."
"But you’re the tragic romance heroine—you’re supposed to suffer at the male lead’s hands..."
"I’ll make everyone else suffer. That still counts as a tragic romance. Go hang the male lead on the city walls for three days and see how long it takes for him to cry and call me ‘Daddy.’"
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Immortal Legends: Weak Waters Run Deep, a notorious web novel that took the internet by storm in 20XX, packed with every classic trope designed to infuriate readers. The heroine is misunderstood, framed, heartbroken, and physically tormented—by the male lead and 108 female side characters—for 300 chapters before finally reaching a "happy ending." The comment section became a battlefield, with fans divided into two warring factions: "Step-mom Author, You Stole My Tears" vs. "Trash Writer Fed Me Crap," locked in an endless feud.
Shu Fu, an ordinary enthusiast of wish-fulfillment fiction, lives by two principles: "If it’s not satisfying, I won’t read it; if it’s frustrating, screw it" and "No suffering is worse than humiliation; no hardship is worse than tormenting the heroine." After transmigrating into the heroine’s role, she finds herself neatly boxed in by the script’s demands.
So, she decides to out-anger everyone who ever angered the heroine—by making them rage-quit life.
A lethally sarcastic immortal (♂) × a ruthless, sharp-tongued badass (♀)
1. A comedic xianxia transmigration novel featuring a power couple with bizarre logic, unshakable confidence, and a competition to see who’s the most extra.
2. The heroine’s name, "Shu Fu," sounds like "comfort"—because this story delivers maximum satisfaction.
3. The male lead is not the original novel’s male lead. He’s gorgeous, powerful, and untraumatized—the cream of the crop. Together with the heroine, they unleash AoE damage on the entire cast.