My Big Brother is Seeking Death Again

The foremost figure in the cultivation world, Hou Chi, the Supreme Elder of the Yuhua Sect, possessed unfathomable power and had remained unmatched for millennia. Yet, the Demon Lord mocked him as a "fossilized old bachelor" and a "dinosaur-level single dog," taunting that he didn’t even have a sister, let alone a romantic companion. To reclaim his pride, Hou Chi resolved to steal the Demon Lord’s beloved younger sister and make her his own. He would rescue her, raise her, teach her spells, feed her meals, tell her bedtime stories, and shower her with rare treasures. Surely, this would make him the perfect brother—so perfect she’d forget her original sibling entirely.

But the sister, Shi Xia, was baffled: What on earth did this murderous-looking freak, who dragged her up every night to tell horror stories, actually want? The cultivation world was terrifying—she just wanted to go back to Earth!