Ning Luo possessed one of the greatest virtues of the modern youth: emotional stability.
Stable insanity.
He only dared to lose his mind internally. On the outside, he still looked like a shy, pure-hearted young man.
Then, through an accident, he transmigrated into an infamous idol in the entertainment industry who happened to share his name.
Ning Luo thought back to all the ways his original counterpart had repeatedly courted death, and to the various plotlines in which he was ultimately written off.
He fell silent.
Insane! Absolutely insane!
===
Recently, quite a few people in the entertainment industry discovered a shocking secret.
They could read minds!
And the person whose mind they could read was none other than Ning Luo, who was constantly making trouble.
Director Wang had always detested Ning Luo for getting jobs through connections. One day, while having dinner with an investor, he was just about to sign a contract when he suddenly heard Ning Luo’s piercing inner scream.
【Aaaaaah! Why would you sign a contract without doing a background check?! Director Wang, are you mentally okay? This investor is a habitual money launderer!】
【This production is doomed, and I’m going down with it! Hahaha, if you’re going to die, don’t drag me down with you. I’m off to find another job!】
Director Wang: “……”
As it turned out, the investor was exposed a few days later, and Director Wang managed to escape unscathed.
He immediately went looking for Ning Luo. “You’re Ning Luo, right? Have you found your next job yet? If not, I can recommend a few opportunities. Pick whichever one you like!”
Ning Luo: ?
This kind of good fortune actually existed?
-
Ning Luo went to a film studio to record a program, where the actor Lin Yanyi happened to hear his thoughts.
【Damn, this actor is gorgeous. But why is he so much taller than me? Handsome guy, I’m not making a move on you yet—I need to drink more milk and grow another five centimeters first. Then you’ll definitely be captivated by my charm.】(flicks hair) 【Lowering my voice…】(seductive baritone)
Lin Yanyi had heard plenty of people call him handsome. But this was the first time anyone had been this outrageous.
He fell silent for several seconds, only for his expression to change drastically when he heard Ning Luo’s next thought.
【Wait, that’s not right. I remember he gets disfigured later. I think it happens because of an explosion on set.】
Lin Yanyi naturally didn’t believe such absurd nonsense about predicting the future. However, three days later, an accident really did occur on an explosion set.
Fortunately, although he hadn’t believed Ning Luo, he had taken precautions in advance and escaped unscathed.
Afterward, he went straight to Ning Luo.
“Master, what other calamities await me? Please, tell me.”
“I understand that fortune-telling isn’t free. How about thirty million for one piece of information? Or name your price!”
The refusal that had reached Ning Luo’s lips was swallowed back down with a gulp.
-
Once, Ning Luo even had the chance to meet the film emperor.
【Holy crap, my husband!】
The man was exactly Ning Luo’s type—an absolutely perfect hit.
The film emperor, Lu Tingzhou, paused mid-motion and looked toward Ning Luo, who remained dazzling even among a crowd of celebrities.
【Aaaaaah! My husband looked at me!】
The corners of Lu Tingzhou’s thin lips curved upward. He found it amusing.
The very next second—
【Husband, even if your family betrays you, your friends turn against you, and your subordinates sell you out, you’re not without options.】
【You still have one road left: straight to your death.】
Lu Tingzhou’s smile vanished instantly, and his eyes narrowed.
It was only later that Lu Tingzhou learned Ning Luo called every man who fit his aesthetic type “husband.”
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Stable insanity.
He only dared to lose his mind internally. On the outside, he still looked like a shy, pure-hearted young man.
Then, through an accident, he transmigrated into an infamous idol in the entertainment industry who happened to share his name.
Ning Luo thought back to all the ways his original counterpart had repeatedly courted death, and to the various plotlines in which he was ultimately written off.
He fell silent.
Insane! Absolutely insane!
===
Recently, quite a few people in the entertainment industry discovered a shocking secret.
They could read minds!
And the person whose mind they could read was none other than Ning Luo, who was constantly making trouble.
Director Wang had always detested Ning Luo for getting jobs through connections. One day, while having dinner with an investor, he was just about to sign a contract when he suddenly heard Ning Luo’s piercing inner scream.
【Aaaaaah! Why would you sign a contract without doing a background check?! Director Wang, are you mentally okay? This investor is a habitual money launderer!】
【This production is doomed, and I’m going down with it! Hahaha, if you’re going to die, don’t drag me down with you. I’m off to find another job!】
Director Wang: “……”
As it turned out, the investor was exposed a few days later, and Director Wang managed to escape unscathed.
He immediately went looking for Ning Luo. “You’re Ning Luo, right? Have you found your next job yet? If not, I can recommend a few opportunities. Pick whichever one you like!”
Ning Luo: ?
This kind of good fortune actually existed?
-
Ning Luo went to a film studio to record a program, where the actor Lin Yanyi happened to hear his thoughts.
【Damn, this actor is gorgeous. But why is he so much taller than me? Handsome guy, I’m not making a move on you yet—I need to drink more milk and grow another five centimeters first. Then you’ll definitely be captivated by my charm.】(flicks hair) 【Lowering my voice…】(seductive baritone)
Lin Yanyi had heard plenty of people call him handsome. But this was the first time anyone had been this outrageous.
He fell silent for several seconds, only for his expression to change drastically when he heard Ning Luo’s next thought.
【Wait, that’s not right. I remember he gets disfigured later. I think it happens because of an explosion on set.】
Lin Yanyi naturally didn’t believe such absurd nonsense about predicting the future. However, three days later, an accident really did occur on an explosion set.
Fortunately, although he hadn’t believed Ning Luo, he had taken precautions in advance and escaped unscathed.
Afterward, he went straight to Ning Luo.
“Master, what other calamities await me? Please, tell me.”
“I understand that fortune-telling isn’t free. How about thirty million for one piece of information? Or name your price!”
The refusal that had reached Ning Luo’s lips was swallowed back down with a gulp.
-
Once, Ning Luo even had the chance to meet the film emperor.
【Holy crap, my husband!】
The man was exactly Ning Luo’s type—an absolutely perfect hit.
The film emperor, Lu Tingzhou, paused mid-motion and looked toward Ning Luo, who remained dazzling even among a crowd of celebrities.
【Aaaaaah! My husband looked at me!】
The corners of Lu Tingzhou’s thin lips curved upward. He found it amusing.
The very next second—
【Husband, even if your family betrays you, your friends turn against you, and your subordinates sell you out, you’re not without options.】
【You still have one road left: straight to your death.】
Lu Tingzhou’s smile vanished instantly, and his eyes narrowed.
It was only later that Lu Tingzhou learned Ning Luo called every man who fit his aesthetic type “husband.”
2. Contains a lethal dose of internet memes. Proceed only if you can handle it.
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