At a grand wedding in Jincheng, the emcee played a word game: "What should we wish for the best man and maid of honor?"
The maid of honor fell right into the trap: "To stay together forever."
Amid the cheers, gossip began to spread: "The most awkward moment of the year! What’s more embarrassing than accidentally wishing for yourself and your ex?"
After the banquet, as the guests dispersed,
a man leaned lazily against the wall by the elevator, his peach-blossom eyes half-drunk. "Nice wish. Trying to reconcile with me?"
"Just a slip of the tongue," Yun Wulai replied, stepping into the elevator and pressing the close button. "I’m only back temporarily and busy. If you want a divorce, talk to my lawyer."
The doors began to shut but were stopped by his arm. "Well, if you ever want to have dinner with me, remember to book an appointment with my assistant."
Without hesitation, she shot back, "Don’t worry, I won’t."
Zhu Kaixuan let go, allowing the doors to close slowly, his drunken act completely gone. "Same here, rest assured."
"Thanks for the blessing—'to stay together forever,' my dear wife."