Raiding a Home and Finding His Own Daughter, the Tyrant Father Chickened Out
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Interstellar poison doctor and mechanic Su Yaoyao transmigrates into the body of a black-market boss—only to be raided by a tyrant the moment she arrives, with a sword at her throat!
At the critical moment, the tyrant suddenly hears her thoughts:
【So this is my tyrant dad? He’s pretty handsome. What a pity he’ll be poisoned to death by a eunuch tonight. I bet that dragon robe would fetch ten thousand taels if I stripped it off and sold it…】
The next second, the bloodthirsty tyrant drops to his knees and acknowledges her as his daughter. The imperial family’s entire vibe goes completely off the rails!
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After returning to the palace, Su Yaoyao lives by one principle: “Refuse to torment yourself—torment everyone else instead.” She turns palace intrigue into a total display of overwhelming technological superiority.
The Noble Consort picks a fight? One handful of wild-dance powder makes her perform an impromptu square dance in front of the entire court—and gets her entire fortune confiscated!
The sickly, obsessive Crown Prince tries to feed her poison? She counters with a single truth serum. The aloof, terrifying prince instantly transforms into a glowing pink lightbulb, sobbing and crying, “I need to hug my little bunny when I sleep!”
The tyrant father uses his ability to hear his daughter’s thoughts to raid estates and enjoy the gossip. Before long, the imperial treasury is overflowing.
Until an army of one hundred thousand rebels reaches the capital and a grandmaster tears through the sky to attack.
The entire capital believes the imperial family is doomed. But Su Yaoyao flips up the tablecloth and pulls out a heavy machine gun.
“My lord, times have changed! Big Brother Crown Prince, mow down these pathetic rabble!”
—
The rebellion is quelled, but an assassin drops a strange totem before dying.
Su Yaoyao erupts in disbelief:
【Huh? Isn’t this the VIP token of that evil cult my frail mother—who died young—belonged to?!】
The tyrant father is struck to the core.
The moonlight of his life, whom he had mourned for eight years, was actually the demoness mafia boss of an enemy nation?!
Note: This is a fictional dynasty with no real-world historical counterpart.
At the critical moment, the tyrant suddenly hears her thoughts:
【So this is my tyrant dad? He’s pretty handsome. What a pity he’ll be poisoned to death by a eunuch tonight. I bet that dragon robe would fetch ten thousand taels if I stripped it off and sold it…】
The next second, the bloodthirsty tyrant drops to his knees and acknowledges her as his daughter. The imperial family’s entire vibe goes completely off the rails!
—
After returning to the palace, Su Yaoyao lives by one principle: “Refuse to torment yourself—torment everyone else instead.” She turns palace intrigue into a total display of overwhelming technological superiority.
The Noble Consort picks a fight? One handful of wild-dance powder makes her perform an impromptu square dance in front of the entire court—and gets her entire fortune confiscated!
The sickly, obsessive Crown Prince tries to feed her poison? She counters with a single truth serum. The aloof, terrifying prince instantly transforms into a glowing pink lightbulb, sobbing and crying, “I need to hug my little bunny when I sleep!”
The tyrant father uses his ability to hear his daughter’s thoughts to raid estates and enjoy the gossip. Before long, the imperial treasury is overflowing.
Until an army of one hundred thousand rebels reaches the capital and a grandmaster tears through the sky to attack.
The entire capital believes the imperial family is doomed. But Su Yaoyao flips up the tablecloth and pulls out a heavy machine gun.
“My lord, times have changed! Big Brother Crown Prince, mow down these pathetic rabble!”
—
The rebellion is quelled, but an assassin drops a strange totem before dying.
Su Yaoyao erupts in disbelief:
【Huh? Isn’t this the VIP token of that evil cult my frail mother—who died young—belonged to?!】
The tyrant father is struck to the core.
The moonlight of his life, whom he had mourned for eight years, was actually the demoness mafia boss of an enemy nation?!
Note: This is a fictional dynasty with no real-world historical counterpart.
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