Damn It, I Swapped Souls with a Eunuch
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【Hahaha, this is pretty wholesome romance. Pure-hearted romance fans might just melt on the spot.】
【The female lead is a poor laundress from the palace laundry bureau—not a time traveler, not from a wealthy family, and with no special background! The "time travel" tag was added by the editor at the time.】
【This isn’t a story about a strong, domineering heroine. The female lead isn’t some cool, badass character, but she has her own thoughts and convictions. The romance between the leads is sweet, but don’t expect a power fantasy.】
【There’s a section (about 800 words) where the female lead suffers from menstrual pain (and the male lead has to endure it). If that bothers you, steer clear.】
After waking up one day and swapping souls with the infamous, ruthless Director of the Punishment Bureau, Feng Li, a lowly laundress, discovers a whole new world.
"This is—utterly improper!"
"Unhand me! How dare you, a mere laundress, lay your hands on me!"
"Have you no sense of shame?!"
Director Chen, now tormented by menstrual cramps and drenched in cold sweat, resists fiercely but has no choice but to let Feng Li help him change his sanitary cloth—his ears burning crimson all the while.
Feng Li, now wearing Director Chen’s body, grins with delight: "Who knew the Director could be this adorable when flustered?"
Chen Huan, trapped in Feng Li’s body, fumes with embarrassment: "Outrageous! This is beyond improper!"
The female lead has a rough, frustrating start, but she quickly takes charge—leading to lots of sweetness!
A lighthearted rom-com. Please don’t overthink it while reading.
Reader’s Guide:
·The author has no particular agenda—interpret freely.
·A cheerful, talkative, naturally charming laundress x a jealous, easily soothed, genuine eunuch with a vicious streak.
·This is a fictional setting—don’t overanalyze. Everything serves the romance.
·They swap back! (Highlight) If you were hoping they wouldn’t, this isn’t for you!
【Author’s Ramblings】
Let me be blunt—I really don’t want to hear from people who pirate my work. Not even if they’re praising me. It’s like a thief stealing from a store, loving the product, and then going back to tell the owner, "Hey, that thing I stole was really great!" How is the owner supposed to feel? Disgusted, obviously—and ready to call the cops!
Why have I been reluctant to write eunuch-themed stories? Whether it’s "Doomed" or "The Merchant," I get tons of comments begging for updates or sequels. But when I check the backend, so many of these "fans" have subscription rates of 0%, 3%, or 5%. They pirate the work, then come back saying they love it and demand more? Seriously?!
A cup of milk tea costs over ten bucks and lasts twenty minutes. A novel can entertain you for hours. If you love it so much, why can’t you spare five dollars?
If you’re going to steal, at least do it quietly. If you’ve got your next target lined up, just lurk in the shadows. But for heaven’s sake, don’t come back to rub it in my face.
Take "Doomed," for example. From start to finish, it earned me less than 800 yuan. I’m speechless.
【The female lead is a poor laundress from the palace laundry bureau—not a time traveler, not from a wealthy family, and with no special background! The "time travel" tag was added by the editor at the time.】
【This isn’t a story about a strong, domineering heroine. The female lead isn’t some cool, badass character, but she has her own thoughts and convictions. The romance between the leads is sweet, but don’t expect a power fantasy.】
【There’s a section (about 800 words) where the female lead suffers from menstrual pain (and the male lead has to endure it). If that bothers you, steer clear.】
After waking up one day and swapping souls with the infamous, ruthless Director of the Punishment Bureau, Feng Li, a lowly laundress, discovers a whole new world.
"This is—utterly improper!"
"Unhand me! How dare you, a mere laundress, lay your hands on me!"
"Have you no sense of shame?!"
Director Chen, now tormented by menstrual cramps and drenched in cold sweat, resists fiercely but has no choice but to let Feng Li help him change his sanitary cloth—his ears burning crimson all the while.
Feng Li, now wearing Director Chen’s body, grins with delight: "Who knew the Director could be this adorable when flustered?"
Chen Huan, trapped in Feng Li’s body, fumes with embarrassment: "Outrageous! This is beyond improper!"
The female lead has a rough, frustrating start, but she quickly takes charge—leading to lots of sweetness!
A lighthearted rom-com. Please don’t overthink it while reading.
Reader’s Guide:
·The author has no particular agenda—interpret freely.
·A cheerful, talkative, naturally charming laundress x a jealous, easily soothed, genuine eunuch with a vicious streak.
·This is a fictional setting—don’t overanalyze. Everything serves the romance.
·They swap back! (Highlight) If you were hoping they wouldn’t, this isn’t for you!
【Author’s Ramblings】
Let me be blunt—I really don’t want to hear from people who pirate my work. Not even if they’re praising me. It’s like a thief stealing from a store, loving the product, and then going back to tell the owner, "Hey, that thing I stole was really great!" How is the owner supposed to feel? Disgusted, obviously—and ready to call the cops!
Why have I been reluctant to write eunuch-themed stories? Whether it’s "Doomed" or "The Merchant," I get tons of comments begging for updates or sequels. But when I check the backend, so many of these "fans" have subscription rates of 0%, 3%, or 5%. They pirate the work, then come back saying they love it and demand more? Seriously?!
A cup of milk tea costs over ten bucks and lasts twenty minutes. A novel can entertain you for hours. If you love it so much, why can’t you spare five dollars?
If you’re going to steal, at least do it quietly. If you’ve got your next target lined up, just lurk in the shadows. But for heaven’s sake, don’t come back to rub it in my face.
Take "Doomed," for example. From start to finish, it earned me less than 800 yuan. I’m speechless.
