Lu Yao felt like she’d been haunted lately.
No! Superstition isn’t allowed these days. Keep that little mouth shut.
Every morning when she woke up, a chaotic jumble of gossip and information about the entire residential compound would appear right in front of her.
At first, she thought she was the chosen one. She even went to the supply and marketing cooperative to buy the fresh fish that the “Daily Intelligence” had said had just arrived the night before.
Heh. As it turned out, she really had been haunted—and the ghost was a liar.
Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!
But eventually, she discovered what the “ghost” was actually good for.
Daily Intelligence: Wang Erma plans to acquire a large shipment of goods for the black market. He has no choice but to dig up the gold and silver he hid three years ago in the toilet at Jujube Alley.
Lu Yao’s eyes lit up. “Isn’t that the public restroom I go to all the time?”
She dug around—and there it was!
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Daily Intelligence: The jobless children of Jujube Alley will be forcibly sent down to the countryside. Lu Yao sells her job and secretly follows Zhang Hao to the countryside, infuriating her parents so badly that they end up hospitalized.
Lu Yao, utterly baffled: “Me? Working in the fields? Has my brain gone bad? And who’s this Zhang Hao?”
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