Immediately, the entire train car was filled with the sound of retching.
Wen Yiheng's stomach was still gurgling, and he was on the verge of a complete breakdown.
He hung his head low, not daring to look around.
His previous arrogance and handsome swagger were gone, replaced now by sheer wretchedness and humiliation.
The subway was stuffy and airless; everyone was nearly fainting from the stench.
"God damn it, I'm going insane! Have you no decency? It's so foul and pungent, I'm suffocating!"
"He looked all proper and handsome, but turns out he can't even hold in his shit and piss. How disgusting!"
"And I even asked for his contact info earlier. Thank god he didn't give it. Just thinking about someone having explosive diarrhea in public makes me want to vomit up yesterday's ramen!"
"I've ridden the subway for so many years, but this is the first time I've encountered such a freak."
"Quick, he has no decency stinking us out like this. Let's film a video and expose him."
No, don't film!
Wen Yiheng covered his face, wishing he could bury himself in a hole.
The faces of his ancestors for eighteen generations were practically shamed by him.
Why did this happen so suddenly?
He had never experienced stomach pain this severe before!
How could he ever show his face in public again?
He was so distraught he simply wanted to die.
Fortunately, not long after, the subway doors opened.
Staff, informed of the situation, came and stopped him. "Sir, the smell inside is too strong. You need to arrange for cleanup and compensation."
Wen Yiheng just wanted to escape. "I've got a whole pair of pants full of shit, how the hell am I supposed to handle compensation right now?"
"Then leave your ID number and phone number."
Wen Yiheng scribbled down a random number and hurried away.
He found a restroom, threw away his pants, and called his eldest brother.
His eldest brother brought him a clean set of clothes.
Wen Yiheng's eyes were red, tears streaming down his face.
He had never felt such humiliation and disgrace before.
"Big brother, it must have been Wen Yan!" Wen Yiheng handed the water cup to Wen Shiyu. "Check the water in my cup. She must have put something in it when I wasn't looking."
And she's supposed to be my own sister! How utterly vicious!
"Alright, you go home first. If she did this, our entire Wen family will make her pay!"
#Explosive! Man has diarrhea on subway#
#Man with explosive diarrhea suspected to be popular director Wen Yiheng.#
#The stink of the century, shame brought right to the doorstep#
"Ahahahaha, I'd bet anything that's definitely Wen Yiheng. Him being this miserable must be our sister-in-law's handiwork!"
In the Si family villa, Si Jingyi saw the trending topic and laughed so hard he jumped up from the sofa.
"Right now I feel like singing a song, I don't have a K! Dinosaur carries the wolf, carries the wolf, carries!"
Si Jingyi sang while swaying around as if having a fit.
Si Yanli glanced at the trending topic. Although the face of the person with diarrhea wasn't shown, the thunderous sounds of shit and farts made him feel like he could smell it through the screen.
Old Master Si adjusted his reading glasses. "Your sister-in-law is really something. This 'an eye for an eye' temperament, I like it."
Si Jingyi stopped his swaying. Remembering how he used to dislike Wen Yan and even tried to drive her out of the Si family, he couldn't help but feel a pang of fear.
"Good thing sister-in-law didn't come down hard on us. If this kind of social death happened to me, I wouldn't have the courage to live on."
Putting himself in that scenario, Si Jingyi shuddered violently.
Damn, that's terrifying!
From now on, he must cling tightly to his sister-in-law's coattails!
Old Master Si stroked his white beard. "Your sister-in-law hasn't revealed yet who will cause my death in the future. Nowadays, whenever a woman gets close to me, I feel apprehensive."
Si Jingyi looked at Old Master Si. "Grandpa, you're already halfway into the ground. You've been a playboy your whole life. Showing some restraint in your later years won't hurt your health."
Old Master Si was so angry his beard twitched. He picked up his cane and chased Si Jingyi around the living room several times. "You brat! Your grandpa has been feeling quite robust lately. What do you mean 'halfway into the ground'? Huh? Are you the one who's going to smother me with a pillow someday?"
Si Jingyi looked horrified. "I admit I'm a love-struck fool, but I absolutely refuse to admit I'm a murderer!"
Old Master Si snorted coldly. "A dimwit like you, who got played around by a transgender woman, probably doesn't have the brains or the guts anyway."
Si Jingyi, "..."
Could we please stop bringing up his past mistakes?
So exhausting.
Old Master Si changed the subject. "A few days ago, your Third Uncle sent a new maid over. Really fresh-faced. She tried to seduce me, and I immediately gave her a big slap."
Si Yanli narrowed his phoenix eyes behind his glasses. "Grandpa, what's a 'big slap'?"
Old Master Si smugly twitched the corner of his mouth. "See, you don't surf the net often enough. A 'big slap' means a hard slap across the face."
Si Yanli, "..."
Old Master Si stroked his beard again. "By the way, Second Boy, if you have any good roles, you should consider your sister-in-law first. If she's happy, she might just tell us who's going to kill me in the future."
"And that Eldest Boy, really! He runs such a big talent agency, yet he doesn't give his own wife more resources. A man should be more generous!"
Mentioning resources suddenly reminded Si Jingyi that Wen Yiheng was supposed to sign a contract with Shao Xue tomorrow.
Because Shao Xue refused to cooperate with him, he had been the butt of jokes in the industry lately.
Not only that, Shao Weiliang was also about to sign a long-term cooperation contract with the Wen family.
Thinking of that troublemaker Shao Xue made Si Jingyi gnash his teeth.
"Grandpa, Yanli, I must excuse myself."
Seeing Si Jingyi about to leave, Old Master Si asked, "Where are you going?"
"To the hospital to see my dear sister-in-law."
Old Master Si, "That silly boy, always sticking to his sister-in-law. He wouldn't be thinking of stealing her from his brother one day, would he?"
Si Yanli, "..."
Grandpa, you're really trendy these days, using all the latest slang.
But he also needed to interact more with his sister-in-law. She said he had only passed the first hurdle, and there was another one waiting for him!
That hurdle would be the most fatal one.
...
Hospital.
Si Moyan's cast had been removed. He would be discharged in two or three days.
Wen Yan hadn't returned from shopping yet. Lu Zhou came to report on work.
After finishing the report, Lu Zhou showed Si Moyan the trending video.
"When I was at the mall, I saw Wen Yiheng and Wen Yue giving Mrs. Si a hard time. They don't treat her as part of the Wen family at all, and the things they said were incredibly harsh."
"Wen Yiheng making a fool of himself on the subway is exactly what he deserves."
Si Moyan narrowed his deep, inscrutable eyes. Based on his understanding of Wen Yan, she was all tough talk but soft-hearted inside.
Unless someone pushed her to the absolute limit, she usually wouldn't provoke others first. Sometimes her temperament was quite laid-back.
At most, she'd just think fierce thoughts.
"Go find out what else happened before Wen Yiheng got on the subway."
Lu Zhou quickly found out.
He had the mall's security send the underground parking garage footage to Si Moyan.
Seeing Wen Yiheng driving his car straight at Wen Yan, Si Moyan's expression instantly turned dark and icy.
"Go handle something for me." Si Moyan gave Lu Zhou a few low-voiced instructions.
No matter what, Wen Yan was still his, Si Moyan's, wife. He wouldn't allow anyone to bully her like that.
If anyone's going to bully her, it could only be him, and no one else.
Not long after Lu Zhou left, Wen Yan returned to the hospital room, her arms laden with shopping bags.
After leaving the mall, she had even treated herself to a big meal.
There's nothing a good feast can't solve.
After eating, her mood was perfectly delightful.
"Honey, I'm back. Haven't seen you all day, did you miss me?"
Si Moyan looked at Wen Yan's bright, radiant smile, a flicker of complexity passing through his deep, narrow eyes.
This woman, did she even have a heart?
She almost got killed by a car, yet here she was, all cheerful and happy.
"Did anything happen today?" Si Moyan asked in a low voice.
"Not a thing."
Wen Yan placed the shopping bags on the cabinet beside the hospital bed. "Honey, I bought you some clothes, cufflinks..."
Before she could finish, the man suddenly grabbed her wrist and pulled her forcefully into his arms—
